Papa Louie vs Cooking Mama: DEATH BATTLE!

COM: All right, the kitchen, the host, and the audience are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

Digi: It's time for a Chef Battle!!!

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(Somewhere in a game show)

Announcer: Welcome to Death Kitchen. Where two different chefs will participate to cook the best meals to keep their butts alive. Introducing you, Gordon Ramsay!!!

(Gordon approaches from flames)

Gordon: Greetings everyone, welcome to Death Kitchen. On this episode, we will have two very special chefs. They both will cook different food and the one with the best will leave here alive, while the loser, well...

(Animatronics from FNaF are growling)

Gordon: You definitely don't want your a** crushed by these robot furries. Now, let's introduce the contestants.

(Zooms to the right side)

Gordon: In the right, an Italian chef that opened more the 10 restaurants, Papa Louie!

Papa Louie walks out from the right, looking happy and joyful.

(Zooms to the left side)

Gordon: In the left, a housewife with the knack for international culinary arts, Mama!

Mama walks out from the left, looking cheery.

Gordon: Okay you two, you will cook us delicious meals with your own utensils and ingredients. You will be scored based on these five judges.

Tycoon Maximilian: If your food is of poor quality, I will hate it.

Chaos Valerie: If it taste strong, it's very good.

Lil Bob: The more you serve, the better.

Miss Universal: If I see more than just it's look, I can accept it.

Major Mayor: I can't wait to see how you can actually impress me.

Gordon: You will also get bonus points for having at least one dish that seems ridiculous served to the sixth judge.

Kool Kenny: If it doesn't make sense, I'd take it.

Gordon: Your meals must also impress the audience, especially that Toriko guy right there, don't fail him. Okay set your utensils, the cooking will begin in..... NOW!

Both chefs began cooking, Papa Louie started by setting up pizzas and after he set up some pizzas on the wait as other pizzas are being cooked, he began making burgers, tacos, ice creams, and many more. On Mama's section, she began making croquette, despite doing things quickly, she only managed to make one. After that she began making flan. Gordon soon approached them.

Gordon: Louie, your cooking seems going on very strong, but you should ensure to make it quick, Mama doesn't seem to be slowing down. *Points to Mama* Hmm... let me see the croquette... that's good cooking. Let me taste the flan. *Tastes it with his finger* Seems nice, keep on doing it.

Mama finishes her flan and began on making dim sum. On Louie's section, he already made a stack of different pizzas and someone special approaches.

Flo: Thanks Louie, I'll be taking those pizzas to the watchers.

She served all the different variations of pizzas to the audience and the judges, and they all enjoy it.

Maximilian: Hmm... impressive, I love it.

Valerie: That's some taste right there.

Bob: *Eating pizza* That's really what I'm expecting.

Universal: All these flavours, so wonderful.

Mayor: I'm impressed... that's it.

Kenny: Burnt pizza? With chocolate on top of mushrooms and pepperonis? You really know how to strike the spot.

Back to Mama, she already finished at least 20 different dishes of varying portions and Flo quickly delivered them to everyone around. They all show enjoyment to it

Maximilian: Your dumplings are good, but not as great as the pizzas.

Valerie: This flan needs more kick in it but... give or take, I'll take it.

Bob: Not enough chili in my bowl, but acceptable nonetheless.

Universal: Where are the other tastes in it? All I can taste is mashed and grounded contents.

Mayor: You have some skill making me some curry stew right there.

Kenny: This... is meh, can't hate it.

After that, Louie already finished his other foods, which also includes steaks, kebabs, soups, and coffees. On the other hand, Mama have only finished like roughly the same amount she did before Flo served her meals. After Flo began to serve their dishes again, many people started to like Louie more and Mama less.

Maximilian: Louie, *hits on the table* keep it up. And you Mama, you're failing out.

Valerie: The taste in my meals are banging from Louie, but Mama's dishes are as strong as a wet expired sock that is worn by a crocodile.

Bob: I'm receiving like crazy from Louie, but Mama's food doesn't only began to degrade, but starts to become less and less.

Universal: Everything I can taste from Louie felt like achieving inner universal knowledge, but I can't get anything from Mama's.

Mayor: Louie, you are a honorary war chef in the highest rank. Mama, you're being more disgraceful every dish you give.

Kenny: A meaty taco with candy in it, a burger ice cream, stacks of mashed potato pancakes with chocolate whipped cream on top, rainbow wings, and a pair of cupcakes with blings on them, Louie, I can't be more impressed. Mama, you're just... just... generic. G-E-N-E-R-I-C. Geh-neh-rick.

Gordon soon sees that nearly everyone started to hate Mama dishes more and comes to approach her.

Gordon: What are you doing? *sees the grinder's handle fell off* WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!! YOU ARE %^#&*&@# STEPPING DOWN YOUR $#&$*(#%&_ COMPETITION, YOU *@&#!)(@#&!@#)$($. STEP UP OR YOUR !#()!@$#* WILL BE OUT OF THIS @(*$!@#$*(^%!()$ COMPETITION. ##@()#*!@()$%.

Gordon calms down and goes to Louie.

Gordon: Hmm... I'm rather impressed. Your cooking only takes 2-3 steps and somehow you just go out perfect on everyone. I usually will go exploding on chefs, but you... are an exception.

Mama quickly starts to rushing all of her recipes with her stronger utensils, only to mess up as time comes, Louie, on the other hand, is doing just fine. As time passes, Mama finally finished all of her recipes and served them by Flo after Louie already managed to finish making every single meals he plans. Gordon soon approaches them.

Gordon: Louie, Mama, you're finally done. All foods are served, let's see what the judges will say.

Maximilian: Louie, your meals are over-the-top and I can't be more grateful with those meals. If you were in my world, you would have been promoted to my six-star restaurant better than Emeril Lagasse. Mama, you have more dishes, but they are often food for beggars on the streets and as you go overtime, you are more fit to cook at a zero-cost zero-quality restaurant.

Valerie: Every single meals I have from Louie, it taste like a nuclear bomb, in a good way. You really deserve a celebrity status and Guy Fieri can't do better than you. While Mama, everything I taste from you aren't sharp. They're dull and flat and just tasteless as different meals can say. I can't even see the wild inside it.

Bob: I ate a meal, another one comes before I can finish it. That's how I can say about Louie, he deserves to work inside a buffet restaurant in high-class restaurants. Wolgang Puck and Jamie Oliver will be jealous of you. As for Mama, I only get one serving, and they 
aren't even the meals other get. The others get stuff I don't and vice versa, I think you should just be an underground chef.

Universal: The universe inside me have settled, Louie has given me all the taste in one bite. It felt like I have ate an entire universe and it gave me the experience than April Bloomfield watching Helene Darroze. But when Mama serves her dish, it's literally nothing. I have seen just one layer and that's it. I can't say anything good about it.

Mayor: For time, I have never tasted a good food because of war meals I have in my younger years. But Louie just opened my mouth to a whole new world, and doing that makes me very happy, he deserves to cook in wars more than Daniel Meyer and Daniel Boulud. But Mama, you cook just like any soldier's wife, and to be honest, I actually dislike it. And you make me dislike it even more.

Kenny: I don't know what to say from my swaggy scoring but when Louie starts serving me meals that don't make any sense, it's literally swagalicious. With the thrill of unmatched flavours and the joy of nonsensical cooking, I love it. But Mama, she's bland, colorless, and look like a shattered mirror that's blunt.

Gordon: Thank you judges, now let's see the audience score.

The audience score literally supports Louie more than Mama.

Gordon: Finally, Louie, you're great, delicate, and wonderful. I can't be anymore thankful seeing anyone like you, but Mama, at first, it seems that you're great. But I start to see that you're not used to this system of cooking, and I'm disappointed because of that. Now, let's announce the winner.

Announcer: And the winner of Death Kitchen iiiiiiissssss..... Papa Louie!!!

The animatronics are released and kills the life out of Mama.

K.O.

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Papa Louie began running from the game show while Mama's family cries as she is decapitated and her head is thrown to the over on a pizza pie by Chica.

Digi: R.I.P. Housewife, hope Papa can recover from this trauma of his wife's death.

COM: Mama had the edge in recipes and experience as she can cook literally from any countries and her skill outmatches Louie. However, Louie trumped her in everything else.

Digi: Yes, he cooks a lot faster and simpler, and with the help of boosters and timers, can make the best out of his meals at quick time. Mama has the speed of a real chef at worst, and minutes of finish at best.

COM: Papa Louie has experience multi-tasking, allowing him to keep up with serving his dishes and because he has taken orders, he can easily know how to please every single judges he sees. Also, while it takes less than a day to become better than Mama, it would take at least a hundred days to even a year to become better than Louie.

Digi: But how come he made those meals for Kenny, those aren't even stated in games.

COM: That's true, however, considering Papa Louie has utilized tons of ingredients, standard or holiday-wise. Thus he can use ingredients that aren't even in the games he appeared. Let's not forget, Mama's scoring of gold-to-bronze fall hard against Louie's scoring of 100%, allowing Louie to make more perfect dishes. And because Mama has never experienced cooking in a crowded restaurant unlike Louie, she has difficulties keeping up.

Digi: Mama's utensils and cooking methods aren't as effective. If she isn't careful, she will mess up and have to either start again. But how come she has fixed meals before that are messed up.

COM: It's because she wants the meal done, but even after fixing a failed step, the meals are still of low quality depending on how well the steps are taken. Because she tends to be slow and steady, speeding up only makes her mess up even more.

Digi: And concerning of meals Louie made that aren't from his current restaurants, Louie has made restaurant chains that seems to be endless of ideas, meaning he can potentially cook as much recipes as Mama. Looks like after all those attempts, Mama got out-cooked.

COM: The winner is Papa Louie.